dangermouses:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.





laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)




(Source: adoptmehelena)





Hate to be negative, but just when my life is going to plan the whole thing falls apart. And that’s it.



The awkward moment when someone compliments your awesome necklace and you have to tell them it’s actually your pet snake.







Drunk and snacking on radishes and sugar snap peas. AWESOME.

Yummy yummy. People will think i’m being sarcastic. HA.




(Source: loopholes)



Sleep and tourettes

tinysscoop:

they don’t really go well together